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hurdwood:

Stardust (2007), dir. Matthew Vaughn

"Oh, excuse me, madam. Sorry. This may seem strange, but have you seen a fallen star anywhere?"
"You’re funny."
"No, really, we’re in a crater. This must be where it fell."
#absolute favorite movie #and probably the movie i'll watch my first night in my apartment #when i have had a glass or two of wine #and i am reciting all of the lines #out loud #and NO ONE CAN SAY A DAMN THING BECAUSE I LIVE ALONE MOTHAFUCKASSSSSSSSS #Stardust



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taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

#i'M CRYING #f: Taylor Swift



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thanksforsayingthat:

andifeelperfectlyfine:

fetusswift:

screeching

this is awkward 

oh shit.

#random: funny #cats #f: Taylor Swift



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Marilyn Monroe, 1951.

Marilyn Monroe, 1951.

#f: Marilyn Monroe



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Olivia Swift leaving her apartment in NYC.

#cats



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#IT'S JUST SO FUCKING CASUAL #f: Taylor Swift #cats



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vulpixer:

fixitfelixjr:

if you have not seen this PLEASE do now

I SCROLLED THROUGH 3 MONTHS ON LIKES TO FIND THIS VIDEO

IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND SEVEN VAGAÑAS. HERE U GO

#random: funny #video



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Marilyn Monroe, 1948.

Marilyn Monroe, 1948.

#f: Marilyn Monroe



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#show: Parks



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ask-fem-sweden-birgitta:

whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY

ask-fem-sweden-birgitta:

whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY

#holiday: Halloween